- That first fart as you climb out of bed
- Hogging the bath or shower when ever it suits me
- Running round naked (with the curtains closed of course)
- Howling at the moon on my way to bed
- That tasty burp after a coke or beer
- And then there's the burping contests you have with yourself.... you always win
- Eating till you pop and undoing your zip
- Watching my favourite DVD's ad nausium
- Having all the animals sleep in my bed
- Playing on my laptop all night long
- Piling up dishes till I'm down to my last plate.... and then buying take aways
- Spending the day in your PJ's without being sick
- Those crazy sad howling songs you sing to yourself when you are feeling all alone
- Not having to shave every Friday
- You can always win an argument...with yourself
- Eating Pronutro for dinner when you're too lazy to cook
Author - Anonymous
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