If God had Sick Leave and needed to take “time off for stress”, then a “conversation with God” - might go something like this ~
From Ronwyn: Dearest God: “Please help I need some assistance managing my work load and stress today. I’m kaput and feel sick to my stomach.
From God: “Hi Ronwyn,. Need to take a rain check on this one. Am having a Benylin day and unfortunately some of the Angels are on strike over the Juju Malema Trial. Yes, it seems that those angels who have been hard at work answering Julius’s prayers are “de Moer in” over the guilty verdict.
To make matters worse, old Saint Paul wants overtime for managing the Pearly Gates at night now and yesterday Satan managed to get an entire troop of demons smuggled into the Garden of Eden.
With the demons running amock in the Gardens, my remaining flock of Angels have also gone on strike since those were the ones answering prayers on behalf of our “gun shy Boer’s” out there and they’ve now taken it upon themselves to seek out greener pastures since rumour has it that pasture-lands are going to be up for grabs pretty soon.
As if this was not enough, the Holy Spirit went off suddenly on sabbatical (I’m sure he received a tipoff from the Omnipitent forum) and
frankly Three in One is just too much for me to handle today.
Hang in there, say your Hail Mary’s and call me tomorrow.
Fond regards, GOD.
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